1. 2 months ago  /  5,760 notes  /  Source: azilliondollarscomics

  2. tastefullyoffensive:

[mrlovenstein]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    [mrlovenstein]

    3 months ago  /  8,786 notes  /  Source: tastefullyoffensive

  3. cokestream:

    * seductively flips leg hair* 

    3 months ago  /  170,870 notes  /  Source: cokestream

  4. barackinaroundthechristmastree:

    it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a disappointment” instead of “i love you”

    4 months ago  /  253,543 notes  /  Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight

  5. fartgallery:

    we must save the whales because without them we become one step closer to being the fattest species alive

    4 months ago  /  117,623 notes  /  Source: fartgallery

  6. 5 months ago  /  28,061 notes  /  Source: owlturdcomix

  7. pleatedjeans:

you should follow @rolldiggity

    pleatedjeans:

    you should follow @rolldiggity

    5 months ago  /  3,316 notes  /  Source: pleatedjeans

  8. sweetmetaphors:

    it is time.

    soon the era of pumpkin will fall and the northern winds whisper

    peppermint everything

    5 months ago  /  194,288 notes  /  Source: sweetmetaphors

  9. newcameron:

I was Dalí Parton last night.

    newcameron:

    I was Dalí Parton last night.

    5 months ago  /  658 notes  /  Source: newcameron

  10. queerios-and-milk:

    I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

    5 months ago  /  289,534 notes  /  Source: queerios-and-milk